Tuesday, September 9, 2008


Well, the news was really pissing me off tonight. The teaser said that it would be the end of the world. Apparently there is a science experiment that is going to be switched on tomorrow that will create a black hole that will suck up the world and we will all be dead.

Now, the news keeps teasing me with this and telling me that it will be coming up in the next segment while they talk about politics and schools.

I just need to go get groceries but first I want to know if I am going to be alive tomorrow. Should I buy something healthy or should I eat eight pounds of bacon and cheese for dinner? If I'm going to die, I don't want to die with money in the bank, I want to be overdrawn. Get to the point people, you're wasting my time.

Seriously, if I'm just gonna get sucked up into a black hole while I am sleeping let me go out in debt with clogged arteries. I damn sure don't want to eat a salad and pay my electric bill with my last little bit of money. Does it really matter who I vote for if we are all getting sucked into the black abyss?


James Broadfoot said...

I know what you mean, I can barely read half of them

timethief said...

I've stopped reading them a few years back. At that time I realized I was so sick and tired of the chicken little - sky is falling doomsday predictions that I could http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPCF6ISfOnw

Barbaraaaaaaaa said...

I suppose I could use this reasoning for my beer drinking, pasta-overeating, one-last-check writing nights...thank you soo much for the validation!!!! I just knew I couldn't be the only one out there!!!

Starcasm said...

Definitely, I need to know when I can break out my 48 bottle of Jack Daniels.

If I were Amy Winehouse, that would've been like two weeks ago. She don't care when the world's gonna end. With rock-n-roll, it ends every night!

tiger said...

I love it! Very creative!That's actually really cool.